Once, a long time ago, a friend of mine got a message from a dude on the internet.
I think this may even have been pre-Facebook, kids. So, we’re talking AOL chatrooms the like.
But I digress.
He wanted to pay my friend a hefty wad of cash if she’d let him lick her boots.
No shade or judgement here (other than the obvious fact that it’s TOTALLY unsanitary)—people get their kicks the way they get their kicks and as long as it’s all consensual, it’s good with me.
You might be wondering if she took him up on his offer…
I honestly can’t remember!
(In my defence, I smoked a lot of pot back then and much of that period of my life is kinda hazy)
It counts as odd though.
So, what’s the weirdest thing you’d do for cash?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done for cash?
Use it as a starting point, set a timer, and write your booty off.
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Notes in the Margin
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